From the recording Schmazztastic

Written by Sterling Powers. Produced by Russell Mark. Sterling Powers: vocals, ukulele. Russell Mark: guitar, bass, synth. Matthew Tobias: Drums.

Lyrics

I could've been a richer bitch
If it wasn't for that cunty bunch
Of fucking slobs
Making laws

You could've paid to see my tits
I might've helped you find the clit
In the alphabet
Stop that shit
It never works

I despise
Beard burns on my thighs
It's time
To spice it up.

Your wang is not the Witcher, sis
Your bits are not the super group
You think they are
Raise the bar
Keep going, when you blow your load, you'll be a star

And if you want to plow
You've gotta let me show you how

All I wanna do is bang bang bang bang
Bang bang bang your butt
Doesn't matter if we make a mess, we can always clean it up
Some folks call it pegging
You're gonna call me begging
You're gonna call my dick "Schmazztastic"

And maybe we can fall in love
We can push and shove
Our worries down

You'll tell your buddies to think twice
About how nice
It feels to be a gorgeous piece of meat

And when I meet your mum
You'll tell her how I made you come
Around to marry me

All I wanna do is bang bang bang bang
Bang bang bang your butt
Doesn't matter who's on top
You're my little bussy slut

Some folks call it dirty
You're gonna call me daddy
You're gonna call my dick "Schmazztastic"